Tumultuous Thailand – Free lunch ‘for sorry’

How to score a free lunch in Thailand:

Step one: choose a local eatery down a small side street that offers a range of Thai dishes for 25 Baht (approx 80 cents)

Step two: choose which amazing foods you want

Plating up some amazing Thai food

Plating up some amazing Thai food

Step three: jump the wrong way in front of a runaway motorbike with trolley attached and get crushed between the trolley and the store next door

15 seconds earlier I was squashed between the trolley and the tables next door

15 seconds earlier I was squashed between the trolley and the tables next door

Step four: wash curry and assorted foods off pants and check that no bones are broken

Step five: eat delicious food (using your slightly shakey hands) that luckily was already plated up before the bike hit

Step six: offer to pay but because the owner felt sorry get the food for free

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Categories: An Aussie abroad, Food, Thailand | 4 Comments

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4 thoughts on “Tumultuous Thailand – Free lunch ‘for sorry’

  1. Dave

    Gold.

  2. Clancy

    They should put ‘Paddy Sandwich’ on the menu!

  3. Ed

    Or a meat paddy burger?? 🙂

  4. hahaha…great try but I can make enough Thai curry to fill my own bathtub (with my own curry paste too) so, I would opt out on the source of pity and just pay eighty cents to the “Khao Kaeng” vendor and eat their curry…just my humble opinion 🙂

    I hope the water from Songkran festival can wash the smell of the curry off your clothes by now. Enjoy Thailand 🙂

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